Im Jo nice to meet you, why don't we explore the world together?
"the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!”
when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged
What if every once and a while copper or booker would ask you to help with an “investigation”. It wouldn’t be anything extreme but you’d get to walk around town looking for clues trying to find out who stole marshals hair comb or took a bug from the museum. It would be fun!